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{{Infobox
| name Cameron (beverage)
| image = [[File:1146682_298803446945978_8997958813737689582_n.jpg|150px|alt=A cup of Cameron]]
| caption = John at Brewed Awakenings after creating a Cameron.
| type = Iced
| origin =
| introduced =
| color = Dark brown, beige, black, light brown, white
}}

{{Infobox
| name Cameron (beverage)
| image = [[File:Cameron_cameron.jpg|150px|alt=A cup of Cameron]]
| caption = King Cameron enjoying a Cameron
| type = Iced
| origin =
| introduced =
| color = Dark brown, beige, black, light brown, white
}}

The "Cameron" is a coffee like iced beverage made from large quantities of caramel cinnamon syrup and four shots of espresso, in combination with whip cream, half and half and sprinkles.

It was invented by his [[Cameron_of_Beckenham | His Royal Majesty]] to stay awake through long projects, and so it has been named after him.

==Ordering==

The Cameron can be made at any major coffee shop, however ordering it is complex. The phrase of words needed to receive a Cameron are listed below. Count [[Damien MacGavin]] of Calontir has presented smaller sizes that will keep the taste integrity of the drink, while decreasing the time altering effects. 

=== King Cameron ===

'''"Iced Venti quad nine pump breve, light ice, cinnamon dulce latte with whip and dulce sprinkles"''' 
For non Starbucks coffee houses: 
*Large latte, light ice 
*Total of 4 shots of espresso 
*9 pumps of cinnamon dulce syrup (or the Cinnamon Dulce can be replaced with 5 pumps caramel and 4 pumps cinnamon) 
*Half and Half instead of Milk 
*Whip Cream 
*Caramel topping 
 

=== Prince Cameron ===

'''"Iced Grande triple, six pump, breve, light ice, cinnamon dulce, latte with whip and dulce sprinkles"''' 
For non Starbucks coffee houses: 
*Medium latte, light ice 
*Total of 3 shots of espresso 
*6 pumps of cinnamon dulce syrup (or the Cinnamon Dulce can be replaced with 4 pumps caramel and 2 pumps cinnamon) 
*Half and Half instead of Milk 
*Whip Cream 
*Caramel topping 
 

=== Lil' Cameron ===

'''"Iced Tall double, four pump, breve, light ice, cinnamon dulce, latte with whip and dulce sprinkles"''' 
For non Starbucks coffee houses: 
*Small latte, light ice 
*Total of 2 shots of espresso 
*4 pumps of cinnamon dulce syrup (or the Cinnamon Dulce can be replaced with 3 pumps caramel and 1 pumps cinnamon) 
*Half and Half instead of Milk 
*Whip Cream 
*Caramel topping 
 

It is traditional to have the name 'Cameron' written on the cup, normally written by the barista at the time of ordering.

== Effects ==

The large quantities of sugar and caffeine in this beverage have been known to make time seem to slow down for the consumer of the beverage. To those in non-caffeinated time, the consumer appears to shaking and moving very quickly.

Please do NOT make any important life decisions while under the effects of this beverage.

Starbucks estimates the total calorie count for a full sized King Cameron to be 1,120 calories.

== Long Term Side Effects ==
{{Infobox
| name Cameron (beverage)
| image = [[File:10153275_10203559109078887_1070779621232164031_n.jpg|150px|alt=King of the East]]
| caption = King Brennan not enjoying The Cameron
| type = Iced
| origin =
| introduced =
| color = Dark brown, beige, black, light brown, white
}}
No long term side effects are known currently, however anything that accelerates you through time can not be without a down side.

== The Coffee Wars ==

Shortly after the popularity of [[The Cameron]] began to rise, the King of the East, Brennan mac Fearghus, posted the following on his FaceBook Wall:

'''''"In curmudgeonly response to the Cameron, I present the "Brennan". It goes like this: Coffee in a cup. If you want to get fancy for summertime, add ice. No milk. No sugar. No sprinkles or whipped cream. Coffee. Cup. Done. Now, get off my lawn, de-ammit."''''' [1]

This has resulted in a conflict between the Kingdom of the Middle, who's King Cameron has placed his full support behind [[The Cameron]], and King Brennan of the East, who has endorsed drinking coffee black and thusly dubbed "The Brennan".

Mass Pandemonium has ensued as members of each Kingdom rallied to their King, posting images of themselves enjoying the appropriate beverage and besmirching those that consume an improper beverage.

Up until this point, the conflict has not erupted into violence.

=== Neutral Parties ===

{{Infobox
| name Cameron (beverage)
| image = [[File:10334424_865715446788203_7395031383029701702_n.jpg|150px|alt=Sir Vitus]]
| caption = Hail! The blood of the fallen angel.
| type = Iced
| origin =
| introduced =
| color = Dark brown, beige, black, light brown, white
}}

Some have chosen to stay out of the conflict altogether, and instead to despise those involved.

== Official Recognition ==

Starbucks, one of the world's largest coffee house chains, regularly mines their sales data looking for trends, and noticed a increase in sales in a particular drink in the Midwest. This resulted in The Cameron story and recipe being printed in their corporate newsletter. In theory, "The Cameron" can now be ordered by name at any Starbucks, assuming the employees have read the newsletter.

== The Amalie ==

Not to be outdone, Her Majesty Amalie has cooperated on the development of a drink of her own, called naturally [[The Amalie]]

==References==
1. The Brennan [http://www.eastkingdom.org/mediawiki/index.php/Brennan%27s_Coffee]

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